Episodes We Love: Worm Wars

This episode originally aired on Jan. 27, 2023

When Endless Thread producer Nora Saks learns that a "toxic, self-cloning worm that poops out of its mouth is invading Maine," she starts sounding the alarm about the impending eco-doom.

Until, that is, state experts clue her into the "real threat"; a different creepy crawly wriggling towards The Pine Tree State's gardens and precious forests, and fast.

In an attempt to find out more about this real threat, co-hosts Ben Brock Johnson and Nora Saks tunnel down a wormhole, encountering a long history of xenophobic rhetoric about so-called invasive species, and some hard truths about the field of invasion biology itself. Eventually, they wind up at a community garden in Bangor, Maine, where the worm wars are playing out in real time.

This Endless Thread episode is about invasive species in our midst, and more importantly, the stories we tell about them.

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Ben Brock Johnson: Nora Saks. This story starts, like all good and terrible Endless Thread stories, with an unusual… TikTok star?

Nora Saks: Oh it sure does Ben. It sure does.

[lindsaynikole on TikTok: Is that his head? Wait what the fuck is this? Ugh. That’s a hammerhead worm. And this might be the only time I ever say this. If you see one, dissolve it. Hammerhead worms are invasive, toxic, cannibalistic and potentially immortal. I’ll break it down.]

Nora: Have you ever heard of a hammerhead worm before, Ben?

Ben: I’ve heard of a hammerhead shark, but not a hammerhead worm.

Nora: So in this video, there’s this terrestrial flatworm. Which is about a foot long. And grayish-brown. And has a little dark stripe running down its back.

Ben: A foot? Ugh.

Nora: Yeah, it’s large. And instead of the little rounded head, it has this flattened wide head shaped like a hammer. Hence the name. Or a garden spade. So it’s pretty freaky looking. But I’m less scared of how it looks than what it can DO.

[lindsaynikole on TikTok: Hammerhead worms are originally from Southeast Asia but have a worldwide distribution. And they have the power to destroy ecosystems by eradicating earthworms. They trap  the earthworms in this slime that liquefies them and then they drink it up. And that slime is toxic, so no, you cannot eat them.] 

Nora: And Ben, get this…they can reproduce by severing themselves into fragments. And each section becomes a new worm.

Ben: That’s amazing and terrifying. I love this video. Who made it?

Nora: So it’s actually made by a Gen Z zoologist named Lindsay Nikole. And I know we play fast and loose with the word “viral” sometimes, but her video really did pop off. It’s gotten millions of views. And I think it’s because of how she recommends that we kill the worms.

[lindsaynikole on TikTok: Trap them in a jar, throw some salt or  vinegar in it. Stick it in a freezer for 48 hours, or until it dissolves. That’s the only way to get rid of them.]

Ben: This is crazy. But other TikTokers would seem to disagree! There are several really creative ways, very sinister ways, with people in the comments making suggestions of how to kill the worm.

[Waterfall of TikTok comments:

What if I put it in a blender? 

What if I cut it long the ways right down the middle?

What if you burn it?

Or just put something very big on it and squeeze it?

Could you not just squish it with your shoe?

One word. Microwave.

Sounds like my ex.]

Ben: So does Lindsay Nikole’s “trap, salt and freeze” method work?

Nora: I have no idea. But I thought I’d get a chance to test it out. Because back in April, I was roaming around Reddit, r/Maine of course, because that’s where I live, when I found a post titled “Maine’s newest invader: A toxic, self-cloning worm with a scary name that poops out of its mouth".

Ben: What a tagline. Poops out of its mouth. Okay, that is some serious clickbait.

Nora: Right? And usually, I don’t fall for that kind of stuff. But I guess it was spring, and I’m a gardener, so I clicked on the post.

Ben: Poops out of its mouth content, you just gotta click on that, you can’t stop yourself.

Nora: I’m so taken in by it! And that linked me to an article in a local paper, The Bangor Daily News, reporting some of the first sightings of hammerhead worms in the state, and why it spelled ecological disaster. So I started freaking out, but I kept digging.

And it turns out, Ben, that the zoologist on TikTok was right. Hammerhead worms are toxic, extremely hard to kill, they prey on our garden pals like the common earthworms. And they’re everywhere. Especially the web.

Ben: But do they also poop out of their mouths? I think is the question.

Nora: Yes, that was also true.

Ben: Yeah, I see what you mean. Here’s this post on r/oddly terrifying titled “BIG FYI...Hammerhead worms are here. Please be cautious when working in your yard”.

Wow, it has 3000 comments. I like this one: “These awful bastards are like the devil crossed with a leech.”

Nora: I know! And now these devil-leeches appeared to be on their way, or maybe even already in my garden.

Ben: What did you do?

Nora: Well naturally, I started warning everyone about the impending hammerhead worm eco-doom. But I also wanted to arm myself against them. With knowledge. But when I contacted Maine’s Department of Agriculture, Conservation and Forestry to find out more, the comms guy just shut me down.

Ben: What do you mean he “shut you down”?

Nora: Well, he basically told me, that article is bogus. We’re not even sure Hammerhead worms are actually here in Maine. Do you want to know about the real threat?

Ben: Oh my God, that’s not the real threat? What is the “real” threat?

Nora: To be honest, I think SpongeBob said it best…

[SpongeBob Squarepants Youtube clip: I saw it! It was big. It was all wiggly. And it ate everything!]

Ben: I’m Ben Devil-Leech Johnson.

Nora: I’m Nora Nightcrawler Saks.

Ben: And this is Endless Thread, wriggling at you from WBUR, Boston’s NPR Station.

Nora: Today on the show, we interrogate our fear of invasive species, and the stories we tell about them. All at the same time.

Ben: Welcome to Worm Wars.

Nora: Ben, I promise we’ll get to the “real threat” supposedly invading Maine. But…before we burrow down into that wormhole…

Ben: Oh man.

Nora: Yeah, get ready. We gotta revisit that click-bait-y headline in the Bangor Daily News.

Banu Subramaniam: This sounds terrifying to me. A toxic self cloning worm, poops out of its mouth and it's invading Maine. I mean, it covers so many of the tropes…

Nora: That’s Professor Banu Subramaniam. She teaches in the Women, Gender and Sexuality Studies department at UMass-Amherst.

She’s a plant scientist, but her life’s work has been about not just doing science— but also studying the cultural, economic and political forces that shape it.

And she pointed out that we hear stories like that terrifying hammerhead worm one about invasive species all the time.

[Newscaster on CBS News: Asian giant hornets, nicknamed murder hornets, have a venomous sting that can kill someone.]

[Newscaster on ABC News: The 6 foot long, 100 lb hive was discovered in the eaves of this Tucson area home. Officials believe they were Africanized killer bees.]

[Newscaster on PBS Newshour: But the fish here are in danger. Because of a foreign predator that’s been devouring them. Lionfish.]

Nora: Do you notice any patterns Ben?

Ben: Yeah, I think I do. For one thing, that language is not neutral, right? It’s like these things are coming and they’re invading us. It’s very negative. Alarmist. And, it's about being afraid.

It also seems eerily similar to the stories we often hear about certain groups of humans.

Nora: Bingo.

[Todd Starnes on Fox Nation: And I do believe that we have been invaded. That we have been invaded by a horde, a rampaging horde of illegal aliens.]

Nora: Banu recognized this pattern decades ago, when she was applying for her green card, immigrating from India to the US to get her phD in evolutionary biology.

Banu: As an immigrant to this country myself, of recognizing all the various terms. You're an exotic, you're an alien, you're a resident. You're naturalized. So there was very similar terminology of how we talk about foreign plants and animals as we talk about foreign humans. 

Nora: That’s when Banu got really interested in invasive species. Since then, she’s analyzed the discourse around foreign humans and non-human species, and she’s landed on a number of icky parallels. First, that they’re weird. Other. Undesirable. Second -

Banu: That they reproduce uncontrollably. That they cause economic damage. That they’re not from here. It's impossible or difficult to eradicate them. And they don't want to go back. They're here to invade, to take over.

Ben: Wow, it’s very stark. And this is exactly what popped out in the coverage of those freaky hammerhead worms, right? Both in the news and on social media. The language is clearly xenophobic. And it makes it clear that the outsiders are the enemy, right?

Nora: Exactly. It’s all about the classic fear of the outsider.

[Donald Trump on CNN: We are going to keep radical Islamic terrorists the hell out of our country…]

[Newscaster on Fox News: And you say you have never seen this volume of illegal migrants coming across our border…]

[Tucker Carlson on Fox News: Our national wealth is up for grabs by whomever gets here first, and they are coming….]

Banu: When you have periods where there is a lot of xenophobia in the larger culture, then it's xenophobia not only about humans, but also about plants and animals. 

Nora: So this negative bias is so common we barely notice it anymore. Are we, the media, to blame?

Dov Sax: I don't think it's the media's fault. The media are covering work that's published by scientists, and scientists use those terms.

Ben: Wow, says a scientist! I guess we’re off the hook. That’s conservation biologist and Brown University professor Dov Sax. Which sounds like Nora’s last name, Saks, but no relation.

Nora: Nope. Different spelling.

Ben: Well, Dov and many other experts trace this bias back to an influential British zoologist named Charles Elton, who wrote a book about biological invasions in the 1950s.

Dov: And he framed them as a threat to humanity. He talked about nuclear bombs and non-natives in the same paragraph as sort of similar levels of threats. 

Nora: Elton had his reasons. After all, this was not all that long after a rash of pests and disease caused horrible crises like the Irish Potato Famine.

His book became the bible of invasion biology, which emerged as its own field in the 1980s. As a result, Dov says most of the scientific literature has focused on the negative consequences of non-native species. And the media followed suit.

Dov: Since that time, the framing has continued to be mostly about how awful they are. 

Ben: This sounds straightforward. But then, Nora, we bumped into ANOTHER problem with the rhetoric, besides the xenophobia, right?

Nora: Yep.

Dov: There's nothing scientific about the word invasive...Well, scientists use the term, but I guess what I meant is that it's a term that is used to frame non-natives as being a problem. And the way it gets used in science is really inconsistent. 

Ben: Okay, but there’s gotta be some official definition, right?

Nora: Well, according to the USDA, the Feds, an invasive species is a non-native (or alien) species “whose introduction causes or is likely to cause economic or environmental harm or harm to human health.”

But there’s a catch here right? Because that word harm - it’s completely subjective. 

Dov: And so it's easy to forget that. And some people make the mistake of thinking that science can tell you what's good or bad and it can't, right. Science can help you understand the impacts of a species. But whether those impacts are good or bad is in the eye of the beholder. 

Nora: Man, I am really into that idea. Because when I step back and think about it, it seems to me like all species that exist on planet earth should be amoral. Above our silly human notions of good or bad, or right or wrong. Spotted lantern-fly. Asian carp. Those parachuting spiders. They’re just living their best lives, right Ben?

Ben: Did you just say parachuting spiders?

Nora: Oh I sure did.

Ben: I am so not into that. But moving on, I’m not sure if I agree. Because I was doing a bunch of killing of invasives in the woods behind my house and they’re really awful. There’s all this bittersweet and all these other plants that are destroying the forest behind my house. And so invasives feels appropriate in some ways. They’re the bane of your existence when they come into your forest. And they really make it hard for other plants to survive, so. I don’t know, I guess I’m a little on the fence about this.

Nora: Alright, I’m glad you said that because I want to throw one last wrench in the narrative wheel, and make this even more complex.

Ben: Go for it.

Nora: So, aside from there being no clear consensus on what qualifies a species as invasive, we also discovered that what makes a species native or not, and what that means, is also up for debate. Like, is the criteria we use how it got to a certain place on the globe? Is it about when?

Ben: Once again, if we look to the federal government, a plant or animal species is only considered native to the United States if it was found in this country before European settlement.

Banu: And that to me brings home the point that this is political all the more. We are not really talking about native-native and that who were the original inhabitants. We are talking about the group that has political power that can claim to be native and then decide who is not native. Who to let in? Who not to let in. 

Nora: Alright now I’m having some big feelings about that hammerhead worm content and how I initially reacted to it. That hyperbolic rhetoric, it worked on me. And instead of stopping to question it, I just went ahead and repeated it. Perpetuated it. So I think I’m guilty of fear-mongering too.

So this time around, I want to be more careful about how we cover the quote-unquote “real” invasive species threat in Maine. Knowing that the terms and the categories of native, non-native, and invasive are quite loaded - and honestly kinda made up. Or at least very subjective.

Ben: Alright, let’s tunnel down into that wormhole Nora! I’m ready!

Nora: Alright, well that means we gotta head up I-95, all the way upta Bangor.

Nora: Alright, so we’re in Bangor now. We're very close to our destination…

Nora: Our destination is the Essex Street Community Garden in downtown Bangor. Where we have the pleasure of meeting Bob.

Bob McNally: Nice to meet you. I'm Bob. Bob McNally. 

Ben: Bob is a retired truck driver and avid horticulturist, wearing a battered straw hat with an old crow feather jutting out of one side.

Bob: I just stuck it in my hat, which mortified my wife because she's like, ‘Oh, that's dirty, you gotta wash your hands’. And I'm like, ‘Yeah, don't worry about it.

Nora: Bob tours us around one of the most abundant and beautiful gardens I’ve ever seen. 250 raised beds just overflowing with Mother Nature’s summer bounty.

Bob: Those are pole beans. Those are sunflowers. Those are bush beans…

Nora: Bob himself has a really green thumb. But something is amiss.

Bob: I've literally seen hundreds.

Nora: Just in your plots?

Bob: Just in this one bed.

Nora: Oh, my gosh. And this is like, what, four by eight or something?

Bob: Correct.

Nora: Dang, that's a lot of worms. 

Bob: Their potential for devastation is just mind boggling, you know, and not in a good way. 

Ben: What’s hiding in Bob’s beds, and why it matters for pancake lovers, right after the break.

[SPONSOR BREAK]

Nora: About a year ago, Bob noticed that there were lots of worm castings in his garden beds. Castings are the nutrient rich worm poop that earthworms - which, by the way, are not native to New England, leave behind.

Bob: And I was just absolutely excited over the fact that I had a whole lot of soil that was very similar to coffee grounds. Which is a telltale sign of these lovely creatures. 

Ben: Bob had worms in his plots alright. Just not the kind gardeners like us usually go gaga for.

Gary Fish: Well, do we want to do a mustard pour and see what happens?  

Nora: That’s state horticulturist Gary Fish. Now, to unearth the kind of worms Bob did have, we needed the assistance of one of my favorite condiments: mustard. And another invasive species expert: Regina Smith, with the University of Maine.

Regina shook up a jug filled with mustard powder and water. Then knelt down next to one of Bob’s vegetable beds, moved the mulch to the side—

Regina: Shake up our mustard powder one more time. And give it a pour.

Nora: Oh, they’re coming right out.

Regina: Ooof. Yeah.

Nora: One, two, three, four, five, six. Ugh!

Gary: Many more here!

Nora: Ugh, like everywhere you see the leaf litter or the needles starting to rustle, you know they're coming.

Regina: Yeah.

Nora: There's one right by the potato. Yeah, they’re scooting. 

Ben: What was scootin’ right up to the surface of the soil was little dark tan worms that at first blush, looked like your typical earthworm, just on a strict diet. Until they started to move. And I do not mean inch-a-long.

Nora: Whoa whoa whoa!

Gary: Well, there you go. Now you got one that’s really active…   

Nora: All of a sudden, they were thrashing and writhing like possessed spaghetti. There was no doubt in Gary’s mind what they were.

Gary: It’s Amynthas agrestis. Yep for sure.

Nora: That's the species?

Gary: That’s the species.

Nora: Amynthas agrestis.

Gary: Amynthas agrestis.

Nora: Jumping worms.

[Newscaster on CBS Evening News]: Finally tonight, gardeners beware. Whether you call them Alabama Jumpers, or Jersey Wrigglers, invasive jumping worms have been spotted in at least 34 states…]

Ben: Oh no, here we go again! I’m like sensitive to this now! Beware this. Beware that.

Nora: I know, me too. And jumping worms are not nearly as scary as those hammerhead worms we talked about. I mean, they're not toxic. Or immortal, for that matter. And they don’t prey on other earthworms.

But Ben, I hate to say this, because I feel like I’m falling back on the old friend/enemy, native/non-native paradigm here, but Amynthas worms are not our friends.

Ben: Yeah the worms called "agrestis" are not our friends? I’m shocked. No, 100%. Remember how Bob mentioned his soil was starting to look like coffee grounds, all grainy and coarse? That’s because these jumping worms chow down on the organic matter in the top few inches of soil. And they excrete out these dense castings or worm poop. Basically rototilling the soil.

Gary: All the earthworms do this to some degree, but these do it even more. 

Nora: This happens over and over. Eventually destroying healthy, fluffy soil by converting it into granular, porous soil that’s more like cat litter.

Gary: When it gets to a certain point, then roots don't have contact with the soil anymore. And that's the only way that roots take up their moisture and their nutrients is by contacting the soil. And those pores that are in the soil. And once those pores become too big, then everything shuts down. 

Nora: That’s bad enough in a garden. Or lawn. But where the damage really happens is in forests. Maine is known as "The Pine Tree State", and that’s not hyperbole. Maine is the most heavily forested state in the country. There’s enough forest here, about 17 million acres, to cover almost four-hundred Washington DCs.

Ben: What happens is first, jumping worms devour all that good organic matter and leaf litter off the forest floor, stripping that forest floor of its protective layers and nutrients. Over time, the soil gets more and more compacted. And eventually, it erodes away.

Gary: Then you start to see the roots above ground. And no tree wants to have its roots above ground. That causes a lot of stress.

Nora: Stressed plants, or trees, are more susceptible to disease and insects. And they don’t grow as fast. Or do as well. Which finally, finally brings us to maple syrup.

[Maine Maple Sunday video from VisitMaine.com: We’ve been syruping on this farm since 1883. Oh wow. Some of the same trees that my great grandfather tapped and got sap from to get syrup that we still tap today.]

Ben: Gary told us about some research at the University of Vermont -

Gary: Where if you start having, you know, stressed sugar maples, you're going to have less maple syrup. And that's a huge issue. 

Nora: So how did we get here, where the stakes are high, and the stacks are getting short? Where our beloved New England forests, and nature’s most delicious pancake topping, are in mortal danger?

Ben: Well, it’s not like jumping worms hitchhiked up I-95 to Vacationland yesterday. According to a factsheet on Maine.gov, jumping worms are originally from East Asia. Their presence was first reported in the United States in the 19th century in California. And in Maine, around the turn of the 20th century. In a greenhouse.

​​Gary: We don't know for sure how it got here. Most likely it came in plants.

Nora: Gary says some wealthy human horticultural enthusiasts probably imported plants from Japan, or China or Korea. And had no idea that jumping worms and/or their little peppercorn-size cocoons were stowaways in the soil.

Ben: And the ones right here in the Bangor community garden likely arrived in a similar manner, in a commercial delivery of mulch or compost.

Nora: So, to be clear, this local infestation is not Bob McNally’s fault. But it is humans, yet again. The thing is, kinda like those freaky hammerhead worms, jumping worms can also reproduce asexually.

Gary: So it only takes one to create a new population.

Ben: But here’s something strange. Although they’ve been crawling around this state for more than a century, it actually wasn’t until about 2014 that an established population of jumping worms was detected in Maine.

Nora: It’s not entirely clear why they’re just becoming a problem now. A fact sheet from UMASS Extension mentions that there could be a connection to climate change and longer growing seasons and therefore more time for the worms to reproduce. More research clearly needs to be done. But the experts we talked to in Maine are getting concerned about the ecological and the economic impacts. And in their opinion, when it comes to jumping worms, it’s all harm.

[Gary Fish on Maine Public: The Asian worms, the crazy worms, the jumping worms, are pretty much foe for everything.]

Ben: Currently, there are no known ways to control, let alone get rid of, jumping worms. So right now, the state is trying to slow their spread. Especially to vital forest habitats in central and northern Maine.

Nora: And they need the public, and us, to help -

Regina: Get the worm out! Help get the worm out!

Ben: Get the worm out! Which puts invasive species experts and managers like Gary and Regina in a tough spot.

Gary: It's very hard to craft language that isn't going to be inflammatory. And at the same time, motivate people to want to pay attention. You know, worms are not sexy, and worms are not something that, you know, a lot of people are so turned off by worms that as soon as they hear the word worm, they're not going to listen anymore. 

Nora: So, Regina, with the University of Maine, who’s kind of an invasive species influencer you might say, produced an informational video. With no hyperbolic or inflammatory language, on purpose.

[Cooperative Forestry Research Unit video: Now found in Maine and considered a major threat to our local ecosystems, jumping worms can have destructive effects on our forests…]

Ben: Oh man. I mean, I appreciate the lack of panic and overt xenophobia, and I hate to say this though, this video is kinda, it’s a little more boring than the other ones! That is never gonna go viral Nora!

Nora: Yeah, probably not. Last time I checked, it had just over 2000 views on Youtube. But, if you’re wondering what to do if you find jumping worms, it does have some simple, straightforward advice.

[Cooperative Forestry Research Unit video: First report new findings. Don’t move plant material including compost, mulch and leaf litter. Check your plants before buying them. And try and buy bare root when possible. Cleaning your boots when leaving a known area with jumping worms could help to slow the spread…]

Ben: ABCYB, you know? Always be cleaning your boots!

Nora: After spending a few hours in the garden with Gary Fish, the state horticulturist, who’s been working with invasives for decades, we asked him to lay out his best and worst case scenarios. 

Gary: So for me, the worst case scenario would be, again you lose all the understory plants. 

Nora: Which causes erosion, which -

Gary: Creates algal blooms...

Nora: Which causes a fish kill. Then barberry moves in and takes over the forest -

Gary: And then you have this big sea of barberry, and that’s all that there is…

N: And in that barberry, there’s a huge population of white footed mice -

Gary: And they are all infested with ticks…

Nora: And everyone who goes near the area gets Lyme disease -

Gary: And they have heart failure and their brain is, you know, mush because of Lyme disease. So is that bad enough for you? 

Nora: Gary swears he just came up with that doomsday butterfly effect.

But he can imagine a best case scenario too. Prevent jumping worms from getting into forests. Find a way to manage them in gardens. And eventually, just like we have with many, many other species, we’ll reach some kind of stasis.

Gary: And we live in harmony with, with jumping worms and that there's not all these negative impacts that come from them. 

Ben: Live in harmony with jumping worms. Wouldn’t that be nice.

Nora: It really would. But guess what Ben? remember those hammerhead worms I got so freaked out about?

Ben: Yeah, I do.

Nora: Well, they’re a part of this story too. Because when I asked Gary about what he thought about that sensational Bangor Daily News article -

Gary: I was disappointed that that came out the way that it did, because when I was called by the reporter, I told her that it's not a big issue in Maine, that we only really have two reports of it. Yes, they are potentially an invasive species. We don't think that they're going to be a big problem. They might actually eat jumping worms, so that could be a positive for them.

Nora: You heard correctly. In the ultimate twist of fate, hammerhead worms might even eat jumping worms.

Ben: The worm enemy of my worm enemy is my worm friend?

Nora: Bingo.

Before we get completely carried away, there’s an epilogue. Before we went to Bangor to see the real threat (you know, those over-caffeinated jumping worms) up close and personal, we asked Professor Banu Subramaniam about how to avoid some of those common narrative pitfalls in our story about invasive species. Here’s what she said:

Banu: Focus less on the worm. So the worm to me is a symptom of a deeper problem. So the fact that there's a worm, then there's this beetle, there's this plant. I mean, invasive species are all  around. Why are there so many of them? And so rather than focusing on this thing as evil, to talk about that larger context of what is happening to the environment and asking those deeper questions. 

Ben: Okay, theoretically, I appreciate what she’s saying. But it also feels aspirational? As we found out, even with eyes wide open, in practice it’s really hard to do this.

Nora: Yeah, Banu definitely challenged us to identify and interrogate the narratives we have around invasive and non-native species - and why they exist in the first place. But good as our intentions are, we don’t have all the answers to those deeper questions she’s talking about. Or a bigger, more connected story to tell, yet. Except that I think the earth is really out of balance, and the blame is squarely on our species' shoulders.

Banu: Ultimately, for me, the fear shouldn't be about this worm. The fear should be about what we have done to the environment. 

Ben: Okay but I’m still a little terrified of the hammerhead worm, and nothing is gonna change that. If I ever see one, I’m probably going to run away.

Nora: And I will be right on your heels my friend.

Ben: Slowest gardener, watch out!

N: As for all those jumping worms we unearthed in the Bangor Community Garden that summer day, well—let’s just say they won’t have to worry  about facing off with any hammerhead worms.

Nora: What are you going to do with the ones that we found?

Regina: Um, probably dump them out on the pavement.

Nora: Yeah.

Regina: But, because I just, I can't put them back in here, like knowing what they do right?

Bob: When I find them? I am more than happy to take them out and put them on the pavement and let them squirm around until the sun desiccates their bodies. And that's the end of it. 

Ben: Nora, we knew that one way or another, our Worm Wars episode would end with a bunch of desiccated bodies on a battlefield.

Nora: We did? I didn’t know that. I might have suspected though.

Ben: Isn’t that how most wars end, sadly?

Nora: Yeah and really, no one wins.

Ben: That’s true. But ABCYB. Always be cleaning your boots.

Nora: Always be cleaning your boots.